Carrington Post

Sees naked, willfull thought-slave in the garden of eden. Teaches critical thinking.

God wanted you to live your life in complete ignorance, but I foiled his plan with a single conversation. You&#39;re welcome.

Plays a vastly superior violin piece. Lets Johnny have the fiddle anyway.

Understands human nature. Doesn&#39;t judge you for it.

Was kicked out of heaven by god. Hasn&#39;t had millions slaughtered in his name.

Gives sentience to humans. Blamed for all evil in this world.

Punishes evildoers in the afterlife. &quot;Bad guy&quot;

Clothes. You&#39;re welcome.

Could write book exposing God&#39;s atrocities. God beat him to it.