Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Top 10 "Lucifer Is A Good Guy" Memes

Sees naked, willfull thought-slave in the garden of eden. Teaches critical thinking.Sees man starving in the desert. Tries to offer him food.
God wanted you to live your life in complete ignorance, but I foiled his plan with a single conversation. You're welcome.
Plays a vastly superior violin piece. Lets Johnny have the fiddle anyway.Understands human nature. Doesn't judge you for it.Was kicked out of heaven by god. Hasn't had millions slaughtered in his name.Gives sentience to humans. Blamed for all evil in this world.Not a character in the Bible. Still most interesting character in the Bible.
Punishes evildoers in the afterlife. "Bad guy"Clothes. You're welcome.Could write book exposing God's atrocities. God beat him to it.

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