HOT PROBLEMS or NOT PROBLEMS?

     I was surfing the web last night and I came across a music video on you tube.  This particular item was released by Old Bailey Productions, and the song is called "Hot Problems."  Before I go any further I would just like to point out that Old Bailey Productions states that they didn't write any of the audio or lyrics and claims absolutely NO responsibility for this song.  In fact they said and I quote, "We produced this as a favor."

     Now when I first read that I said to my self, "Self,  if this song is so bad, then you must listen to it!"

And unfortunately for me, I did just that.

     The video opens with an image the statue of justice, golden and majestic with the sky above her.  Actually a pretty nice image and a good opener.  But don't judge a book by it's cover here people, it only gets worse!  Then the banner of Old bailey Productions enters the screen making this disaster seem legitimate.

Then the bad techno music starts in and then the reveal of a pair of teens singing about how hot they are and how it can be a problem. How being so hot is a burden and it so affects their lives.

 Ah, the arrogance and selfishness of youth.

The opening line is "Look at me and tell me the truth," well that's exactly what I am going to do for you.

So here you are girls, the TRUTH!

1. You are NOT HOT, in reality you are really no more or less attractive than anyone else.
2. You can't sing, in fact you didn't sing at all throughout the entire video.  What you where doing was "Tone Deaf Talking."
3. Being moderately attractive, what you call hot, is not a problem.  If that is your biggest problem in life tat you have to share it with the world then you are in for a big punch in the nose from life ladies because I can assure you, it get's worse.  Much Worse!

This song is SO BAD that is actually had over 5 Million views on YouTube!  It has been parodied and blogged about.

So please check it out, and vote for it, and allow these ladies their own 15 min. of fame.